Gubfobben Mitwipsom is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, effective butterfly.

Gubfobben Mitwipsom created a bottom quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gubfobben Mitwipsom, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gubfobben Mitwipsom, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Gubfobben Mitwipsom's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Gubfobben Mitwipsom's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never talk about enzymes.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never paint your arms green.

5. Never look in ponds.