Yimvinfid is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, blissful elephant.

Yimvinfid created the Andromeda Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yimvinfid, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Yimvinfid, it will make you grow a tail.

Yimvinfid's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Yimvinfid's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.

2. Do not wear magenta clothing.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never hurt doves.

5. Always help sick great tits.