Dondoddab is a god.

It takes the form of a large, humane chicken.

Dondoddab created bats six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dondoddab, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dondoddab, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Dondoddab's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Dondoddab's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always share limes with strangers, but never with badgers.

3. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Worship no other gods but Dondoddab.