Tunab is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, quiet wyrm.

Tunab created vertebrates two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tunab, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tunab, she will ignore you.

Tunab's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Tunab's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed bread to pigs while wearing pink hats.

2. Never wear magenta corsets.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.