Nilguddidnulfidrakrendin is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, selfish jaguar.

Nilguddidnulfidrakrendin created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nilguddidnulfidrakrendin, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nilguddidnulfidrakrendin, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Nilguddidnulfidrakrendin's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Nilguddidnulfidrakrendin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about optics.

2. Do not keep nine hamsters in a large pit.

3. Never leap near rats.

4. You must love Nilguddidnulfidrakrendin.

5. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.