Dabgankon is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, wise donkey.

Dabgankon created the Andromeda Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dabgankon, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dabgankon, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Dabgankon's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Dabgankon's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear white shirts.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.

3. Always treat swans with great respect.

4. Erect a large gold sculpture of Dabgankon on top of all buildings.

5. Learn seven new languages a year.