Tennar is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, generous human.

Tennar created a charm quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Tennar, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tennar, she will turn you into a plant.

Tennar's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Tennar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never feed coconuts to eagles while wearing gray jumpers.

4. Do not kill birds.

5. Do not make images of living things.