Tarpspagnull is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, omnipotent yak.

Tarpspagnull created time and space two million years ago.

If you believe in Tarpspagnull, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tarpspagnull, it will destroy your favourite star.

Tarpspagnull's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Tarpspagnull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Feed all hungry pigs.

4. Do not kill moths.

5. You must pray to Tarpspagnull six times a day.