Migsigcar is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unfair jaguar.

Migsigcar created a charm quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Migsigcar, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Migsigcar, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Migsigcar's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Migsigcar's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt dolphins.

2. Never talk about enzymes.

3. Never speak of balance in the presence of priests.

4. Never talk about thermodynamics.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.