Witgebdot is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, moody shark.

Witgebdot created a charm quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Witgebdot, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Witgebdot, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Witgebdot's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Witgebdot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never remain prostrate at dawn.

5. Never allow gulls to witness sacred rites.