Madqueegcan is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, boastful raven.

Madqueegcan created the planet Mars two years ago.

If you believe in Madqueegcan, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Madqueegcan, she will manifest in front of you.

Madqueegcan's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Madqueegcan's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with obedience when addressing strangers.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Madqueegcan.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate whales.

5. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.