Narlgubbap is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, narcissistic weasel.

Narlgubbap created the Sunflower Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narlgubbap, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Narlgubbap, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Narlgubbap's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Narlgubbap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill ducks.

2. Always wear purple.

3. Erect a large silver sculpture of Narlgubbap on top of all buildings.

4. Never feed apples to dolphins while wearing shoes.

5. Always help snails.