Witgubaf is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, witless donkey.

Witgubaf created the Sol system three million years ago.

If you believe in Witgubaf, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Witgubaf, it will jump up and down on your head.

Witgubaf's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Witgubaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never hop in the presence of manatees.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never paint your chest turquoise.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.