Xenlenhom is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, pitiless mouse.

Xenlenhom created the Tadpole Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xenlenhom, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Xenlenhom, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Xenlenhom's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Xenlenhom's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never speak aloud of secrets.

3. Do not contemplate quantum mechanics during the night.

4. Do not record names concerning moons.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.