Bagpagventonk Lantunbam Rilfabcum is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, humane elephant.

Bagpagventonk Lantunbam Rilfabcum created the Sun five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bagpagventonk Lantunbam Rilfabcum, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bagpagventonk Lantunbam Rilfabcum, he will have a low opinion of you.

Bagpagventonk Lantunbam Rilfabcum's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Bagpagventonk Lantunbam Rilfabcum's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six lead sculptures of Bagpagventonk Lantunbam Rilfabcum on top of important buildings.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate porpoises.

3. Always wear brown.

4. Never feed garlic to grasshopers while wearing shirts.

5. Do not hurt whales.