Pasdavomindingovdotrut is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, impressive unicorn.

Pasdavomindingovdotrut created the Virgo Supercluster four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pasdavomindingovdotrut, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Pasdavomindingovdotrut, he will turn you into a puffin.

Pasdavomindingovdotrut's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Pasdavomindingovdotrut's Holy Commandments

1. Pasdavomindingovdotrut loves turtles, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Run away if five badgers approach from the west.

4. You must pray to Pasdavomindingovdotrut seven times a day.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.