Maplistnillrigpan is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, smart shark.

Maplistnillrigpan created the solar system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Maplistnillrigpan, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Maplistnillrigpan, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Maplistnillrigpan's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Maplistnillrigpan's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention snakes.

2. Run away if seven horses approach from the west.

3. Always wear plain ear rings during rituals.

4. Never talk about frogs.

5. Never curse while facing south.