Pangtarpbid is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, astonishing alligator.

Pangtarpbid created the planet Earth five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pangtarpbid, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Pangtarpbid, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Pangtarpbid's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Pangtarpbid's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never wear pink rings.

5. Always pray immersed in water.