Jamsingess is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, ruthless gnu.

Jamsingess created energy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jamsingess, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Jamsingess, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Jamsingess' most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Jamsingess' Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare bananas during summer.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Do not step barefoot upon fawn earth.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not wear violet clothing.