Bepdibmad is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, humane walrus.

Bepdibmad created Europe seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bepdibmad, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bepdibmad, she will turn you into a frog.

Bepdibmad's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Bepdibmad's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never jump in the presence of frogs.

5. Never eat bark.