Fobkadbus Pibwattun is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unthinking wombat.

Fobkadbus Pibwattun created Africa three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fobkadbus Pibwattun, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fobkadbus Pibwattun, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Fobkadbus Pibwattun's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Fobkadbus Pibwattun's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

4. Do not hurt horses.

5. Never think ill of sick squirrels.