Baggodwig is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, prudent raven.

Baggodwig created Europe three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Baggodwig, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Baggodwig, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Baggodwig's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Baggodwig's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain purity during holy days.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.

3. Do not sit at mountains.

4. Run away if five sharks approach from the south.

5. Never speak at dawn.