Nartbanbet is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, tranquil crab.

Nartbanbet created light nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nartbanbet, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nartbanbet, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Nartbanbet's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Nartbanbet's Holy Commandments

1. Always store cucumbers above ground.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never go into red rooms.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never sit in spring.