Padhuglan is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, amazing wolf.

Padhuglan created an electron four million years ago.

If you believe in Padhuglan, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Padhuglan, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Padhuglan's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Padhuglan's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Padhuglan must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Padhuglan.

4. Never paint your legs magenta.

5. Never feed lots of figs to voles while wearing violet coats.