Farrig is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, selfish crab.

Farrig created Asia seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Farrig, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Farrig, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Farrig's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Farrig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five silver sculptures of Farrig on top of important buildings.

2. Never go into gray rooms.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. You must love Farrig.

5. Always obey Farrig's priests.