Bigkapdub is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, dishonest bear.

Bigkapdub created the Sombrero Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bigkapdub, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bigkapdub, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Bigkapdub's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Bigkapdub's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear orange.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not wear platinum on your body.

5. Never wear violet jumpers on sacred days.