Jincemvonk Mitmutnartsinbombig is a god.

She takes the form of a small, uncaring elephant.

Jincemvonk Mitmutnartsinbombig created the Black Eye Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jincemvonk Mitmutnartsinbombig, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Jincemvonk Mitmutnartsinbombig, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Jincemvonk Mitmutnartsinbombig's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Jincemvonk Mitmutnartsinbombig's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Do not wear white clothing.