Cubsankin Ragxuccidpiddissqueeg is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, confident hummingbird.

Cubsankin Ragxuccidpiddissqueeg created Asia eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cubsankin Ragxuccidpiddissqueeg, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cubsankin Ragxuccidpiddissqueeg, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Cubsankin Ragxuccidpiddissqueeg's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Cubsankin Ragxuccidpiddissqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Cubsankin Ragxuccidpiddissqueeg in the centre of the settlement.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always help great tits in need.

4. Never eat parsnips on holy days.

5. Never think about optics near aardvarks while wearing violet stockings and balancing eight gold spheres on your feet.