Belltunvadvin Minhamhen is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, fast goose.

Belltunvadvin Minhamhen created vertebrates six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Belltunvadvin Minhamhen, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Belltunvadvin Minhamhen, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Belltunvadvin Minhamhen's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Belltunvadvin Minhamhen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never wear shorts.

5. Never feed bananas to snails while wearing blue corsets.