Tigstipnart is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, caring human.

Tigstipnart created time and space three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tigstipnart, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tigstipnart, she will have a low opinion of you.

Tigstipnart's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Tigstipnart's Holy Commandments

1. Capybaras are not to be trusted.

2. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Tigstipnart on top of all buildings.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never hop in the presence of aardvarks.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.