Davnuttcan is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, prudent cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Davnuttcan created the Andromeda Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Davnuttcan, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Davnuttcan, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Davnuttcan's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Davnuttcan's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always help snails.