Yattbarnstipflig Cippomzag is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, effective mink.

Yattbarnstipflig Cippomzag created everything that exists twelve years ago.

If you believe in Yattbarnstipflig Cippomzag, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Yattbarnstipflig Cippomzag, she will torture you forever.

Yattbarnstipflig Cippomzag's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Yattbarnstipflig Cippomzag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

4. Never wear trousers.

5. Never mention turtles.