Bodhughin is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, prudent pigeon.

Bodhughin created the planet Earth five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bodhughin, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bodhughin, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Bodhughin's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Bodhughin's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.

2. Never think about electromagnetism near manatees while wearing magenta trousers and balancing four lead spheres on your face.

3. Never adorn your hands with red markings.

4. Put Bodhughin first in all things.

5. Never paint your head brown.