Dossgigceb is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, omnipotent slug.

Dossgigceb created a bottom quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Dossgigceb, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dossgigceb, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Dossgigceb's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Dossgigceb's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in firelight.

2. Dossgigceb loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

3. Never mark doors with pink.

4. Do not prepare apples while wearing scarves.

5. Never write about spacetime.