Fadjarnarf is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, happy crow.

Fadjarnarf created parasitic wasps six million years ago.

If you believe in Fadjarnarf, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fadjarnarf, he will send minions to preach to you.

Fadjarnarf's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Fadjarnarf's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Remain bowed during prayer.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never sing in the presence of shrews.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.