Pasbimnart is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, tiresome mouse.

Pasbimnart created the planet Earth two years ago.

If you believe in Pasbimnart, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Pasbimnart, it will turn you into a plant.

Pasbimnart's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Pasbimnart's Holy Commandments

1. Always store turnips above ground.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Never mix aubergines with blood.

4. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a building before entering it.

5. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.