Jarnbemflat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, temperamental dragon.

Jarnbemflat created the Black Eye Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jarnbemflat, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Jarnbemflat, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Jarnbemflat's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Jarnbemflat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Worship no other gods but Jarnbemflat.

3. Never think about enzymes.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always wear turquoise.