Weewab is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, awe-inspiring mongoose.

Weewab created gold eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weewab, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Weewab, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Weewab's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Weewab's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt goats.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Tortoises are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.