Getflis is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, passionate dog.

Getflis created an electron seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Getflis, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Getflis, it will not care at all.

Getflis' most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Getflis' Holy Commandments

1. Never point your head toward the north during prayer.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never whisper while facing east.

4. Do not place rice upon stone.

5. Never approach rivers carrying stone.