Matdossdun is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, sage lion.

Matdossdun created energy six million years ago.

If you believe in Matdossdun, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Matdossdun, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Matdossdun's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Matdossdun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Matdossdun.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. You must pray to Matdossdun three times a day.