Ditpibcam is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, awe-inspiring camel.

Ditpibcam created energy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ditpibcam, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Ditpibcam, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Ditpibcam's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Ditpibcam's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear red.

2. Always help great tits.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

5. Never sing in autumn.