Hunflagfid is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, annoying wasp.

Hunflagfid created the Large Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hunflagfid, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hunflagfid, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Hunflagfid's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Hunflagfid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Hunflagfid loves nematodes, so they must be respected.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never talk about bacteria.