Bitfligpag is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, dishonourable centipede.

Bitfligpag created the planet Jupiter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bitfligpag, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bitfligpag, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Bitfligpag's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Bitfligpag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Hide if nine turtles approach from the north.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Hide from brown sharks for they are unholy.