Zengenbag Wotcutabton is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, merciless turtle.

Zengenbag Wotcutabton created the planet Saturn four years ago.

If you believe in Zengenbag Wotcutabton, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Zengenbag Wotcutabton, it will destroy your home planet.

Zengenbag Wotcutabton's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Zengenbag Wotcutabton's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

2. Always wear plain boots during rituals.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never handle zinc while unclean.