Jendit is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, strong camel.

Jendit created dark energy six million years ago.

If you believe in Jendit, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Jendit, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Jendit's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Jendit's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not covet oxen.