Stafgadteen is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unthoughtful cow.

Stafgadteen created a photon two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stafgadteen, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Stafgadteen, she will try to impress you with trees.

Stafgadteen's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Stafgadteen's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into indigo rooms.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. You must love Stafgadteen.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.