Bog is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, loving porpoise.

Bog created Africa two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bog, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bog, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Bog's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Bog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare turnips while wearing coats.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bog.

5. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.