Busflyarl is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, two-faced skunk.

Busflyarl created the planet Mars three million years ago.

If you believe in Busflyarl, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Busflyarl, it will turn you into a puffin.

Busflyarl's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Busflyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during autumn.

2. Never wear green hats.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not dye your hair violet.

5. Never paint your hands black.