Karsasaf is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, impressive aardvark.

Karsasaf created a quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Karsasaf, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Karsasaf, he will turn you into a hamster.

Karsasaf's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Karsasaf's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not speak about limes.

5. Hide if seven hamsters approach from the north.