Volgemyart is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, impressive eagle.

Volgemyart created a quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Volgemyart, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Volgemyart, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Volgemyart's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Volgemyart's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Volgemyart's priests.

2. Never jump near moths.

3. Never write about eukaryotes.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not commit murder.