Binfidquat is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, witless giraffe.

Binfidquat created a top quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Binfidquat, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Binfidquat, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Binfidquat's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Binfidquat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear black clothing.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

4. Always obey Binfidquat's priests.

5. Do not record signs concerning stars.