Pibgidboptarp is a god.

He takes the form of a small, weak crocodile.

Pibgidboptarp created Asia nine million years ago.

If you believe in Pibgidboptarp, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pibgidboptarp, he will turn you into a mouse.

Pibgidboptarp's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Pibgidboptarp's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. You must never eat beans.

3. Never wear gray shirts.

4. Never point your arms toward the west during prayer.

5. Erect six titanium sculptures of Pibgidboptarp on top of important buildings.