Sadbeglop is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, self-assured raccoon.

Sadbeglop created humanity eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sadbeglop, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sadbeglop, it will boil you in a big pot.

Sadbeglop's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Sadbeglop's Holy Commandments

1. Sadbeglop must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never hop near nematodes.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never think about enzymes.

5. Do not wear copper on your body.