Cubsidcaddum is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, loving ant.

Cubsidcaddum created Asia five million years ago.

If you believe in Cubsidcaddum, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Cubsidcaddum, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Cubsidcaddum's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Cubsidcaddum's Holy Commandments

1. Put Cubsidcaddum first in all things.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.