Veensigablip is a god.

It takes the form of a large, quiet badger.

Veensigablip created the planet Saturn eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Veensigablip, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Veensigablip, it will throw large rocks at you.

Veensigablip's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Veensigablip's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat corn.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never think ill of sick badgers.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.