Getnarbap is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, fast elephant.

Getnarbap created an atom three billion years ago.

If you believe in Getnarbap, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Getnarbap, she will turn you into a goat.

Getnarbap's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Getnarbap's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never hurt cats.

5. Erect seven silicon sculptures of Getnarbap on top of important buildings.