Dablamveg is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, confident parrot.

Dablamveg created humanity six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dablamveg, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dablamveg, she will turn you into a frog.

Dablamveg's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Dablamveg's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about solid mechanics.

2. Retreat if three porpoises approach from the north.

3. Never skip in winter.

4. Never whisper while facing east.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.