Hintaftag is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely heavy, flying
ant.
Hintaftag created silver three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Hintaftag, he will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Hintaftag, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.
Hintaftag's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.
Hintaftag's Holy Commandments1. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Hintaftag in the centre of the settlement.
2. You must love Hintaftag.
3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.
4. Never talk about gulls.
5. Never eat onions.