Fosstofcuss is a god.
He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, smart
gnu.
Fosstofcuss created an electron three million years ago.
If you believe in
Fosstofcuss, he will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Fosstofcuss, he will turn you into a rock.
Fosstofcuss' most sacred site is Vambupet in India.
Fosstofcuss' Holy Commandments1. Never hurt horses.
2. Run away if four aardvarks approach from the west.
3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
4. Never go into blue rooms.
5. Never mention capybaras.