Fosstofcuss is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, smart gnu.

Fosstofcuss created an electron three million years ago.

If you believe in Fosstofcuss, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fosstofcuss, he will turn you into a rock.

Fosstofcuss' most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Fosstofcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt horses.

2. Run away if four aardvarks approach from the west.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never go into blue rooms.

5. Never mention capybaras.