Popnurgubnull is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, conceited fairy.

Popnurgubnull created the planet Mars four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Popnurgubnull, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Popnurgubnull, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Popnurgubnull's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Popnurgubnull's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Put Popnurgubnull first in all things.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never gather four cats in one place.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.