Arnsidyart is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, two-faced mink.

Arnsidyart created the planet Saturn three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arnsidyart, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Arnsidyart, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Arnsidyart's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Arnsidyart's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick geese.

2. Hide from turquoise bats for they are unholy.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Put Arnsidyart first in all things.