Lennadbad is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, able slug.

Lennadbad created carbon seven million years ago.

If you believe in Lennadbad, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Lennadbad, she will turn you into a tree.

Lennadbad's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Lennadbad's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Lennadbad.

4. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Lennadbad.