Babzagvab Sancabnart is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, self-assured eagle.

Babzagvab Sancabnart created the Milkyway eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Babzagvab Sancabnart, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Babzagvab Sancabnart, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Babzagvab Sancabnart's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Babzagvab Sancabnart's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed apples to horses while wearing purple corsets.

2. Always help great tits.

3. Always help sick voles.

4. Do not hurt eagles.

5. Never pour water over plants.