Libwancar is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, capable sheep.

Libwancar created Mount Everest three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Libwancar, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Libwancar, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Libwancar's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Libwancar's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not fashion tools from iron.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Never pray while filled with envy.

5. Never allow birds to sleep beneath your roof.