Omtnabrillnib is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, egotistical beaver.

Omtnabrillnib created the Black Eye Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Omtnabrillnib, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Omtnabrillnib, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Omtnabrillnib's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Omtnabrillnib's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never feed lots of bread to ants while wearing fawn coats.

3. Hide if five swans approach from the south.

4. You must never eat lentils.

5. Always stare at clouds.