Yokfumtam is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, calm wasp.

Yokfumtam created silver three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yokfumtam, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Yokfumtam, she will destroy your favourite star.

Yokfumtam's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Yokfumtam's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh near turtles.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Yokfumtam in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Never feed tomatoes to squirrels while wearing shirts.