Jonyathim Camfudranlarp is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely small, unsympathetic
finch.
Jonyathim Camfudranlarp created the solar system eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Jonyathim Camfudranlarp, she will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Jonyathim Camfudranlarp, she will refuse to believe in you.
Jonyathim Camfudranlarp's most sacred site is Katteri in India.
Jonyathim Camfudranlarp's Holy Commandments1. Always share beans with strangers, but never with foxes.
2. Do not skip at rivers.
3. Do not speak of fluid mechanics near sacred fires.
4. Never eat cherries.
5. Do not utter prayers while touching gold.