Nutgebdut is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, all-powerful swallow.

Nutgebdut created a Higgs boson four years ago.

If you believe in Nutgebdut, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nutgebdut, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Nutgebdut's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Nutgebdut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat lemons.

2. You must pray to Nutgebdut three times a day.

3. Always help otters.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Always obey Nutgebdut's priests.